It’s time for my outside the norm blog, a challenge issued by Adorkable. Rather than go for a different look — I’ve been everything here from soccer mom kitteh, to beach bunny gargoyle, to a kid, to a dude — I’ll let my post be different.
I call it Boys Are Not Dumb.
Boys are not dumb because they compliment me. By getting in my IM at a random clothing store to ask for the pixel lovin. Before even saying hello.
Boys are not dumb because they ask me out on dates. Well, ask to text boink me in IMs while they’re on an actual date with the girlfriend.
Boys are not dumb because they say they’d like to get to know me. As their alt, so their partner won’t find out.
Boys are not dumb because they like to role play with me. They want to, until I reply to their IMs saying I will in fact not be their pony-dressing love slave.
Boys are not dumb because they send me gifts. Like unsolicited penis pics.
Boys are not dumb because they always remember me. And know things I say and do after they plant chat spies where I hang out.
So it turns out I’ve been wrong all this time. Boys clearly are not dumb.
Editor’s note: My Cat Man is awesome and not dumb, this week. Muah!
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