Despite wandering the city in the most revealing of her selected holiday attire, Feles never did find Santa.
Monthly Archives: December 2011
If the season truly is about candy and slutwear, Feles achieved holiday nirvana.
Feles is known for getting things wrong. Like believing angels live on buttsecks and cotton candy. And that marriages aren’t real until they’ve been sanctioned by a fat Elvis impersonator.
It’s no secret Feles is having a difficult transition to vampire. Feeding on blood instead of energy is a challenge when every being in the city has speshul blood.
*insert eye roll*