After a slew of simply ewwww come-ons, I decided to take matters into my own hands. I mean really, how hard can it be to make a simple introduction?
I found the dreamiest swoon-worthy, hat-cocked-just-so av in away mode — you know, so I wouldn’t feel all rejecty if I didn’t get a reply. I scanned his profile picks for clues and took my best shot.
Feles Seitan: Be my future ex SLhubs? I’ll keep the primtots, at least the ones that aren’t yours. And there might be a trans am in it for you.
What followed was the most entertaining conversation I’ve had in ages. See, boys, all it takes is a little creativity. And some strategic positioning.