And To All A Good Night

Despite wandering the city in the most revealing of her selected holiday attire, Feles never did find Santa.

Visions of Sugar Plums

If the season truly is about candy and slutwear, Feles achieved holiday nirvana.

Every Time a Bell Rings a Kitten Dies

Feles is known for getting things wrong. Like believing angels live on buttsecks and cotton candy. And that marriages aren’t real until they’ve been sanctioned by a fat Elvis impersonator.

Reason for the Season

It’s no secret Feles is having a difficult transition to vampire. Feeding on blood instead of energy is a challenge when every being in the city has speshul blood.

*insert eye roll*

‘Tis the Season

Having planned out slutty santa’s helper outfits through Twelfth Night, the former demoness hits the city. Only to spend an evening talking about fishing.

Well, poles.